Shirt

Idk why the faq anyone would look this up but ok here u go
A piece of clothing in which you put over your nonexistent abs and one type of shirt could go all the way over your chicken arms or one type could cover only half, or less.
In conclusion, a shirt is something guys don't like to wear

Danny: mom where's my shirttt?!
Daniel: in the closet dumbas-
Danny: ok imma put it over my big abs! And my big arms!!
Daniel: what abs?-

by MiLk bOi 🥛 May 8, 2021

broke shirt

A shirt you probably shouldn’t wear because the smell (body odor) won’t come out no matter how many times you wash it.

Throw away your broke shirt.

by Liberty KinAide April 6, 2023

Shirt tucking

The act of pleasuring yourself while barely pretending to disguise the action from another person in the same space as yourself.

The tv lawyer committed a blatant act of shirt tucking, but refuses to admit to the crime.

by Crane Viper November 5, 2020

Collared Shirt

A Condom

Hope you're bringing your collared shirt into the VIP room bro!

Giddy up bitch, grab a collared shirt and let's ride!

by vdub4motion March 17, 2023

tucking in my shirt

Euphemism for masturbating

"I was tucking in my shirt after taking off the recording equipment"

by Therouni October 21, 2020

shirt leapord

When you ejaculate on a women's blouse resembling a leapord

I gave her a shirt leapord

by Hollywodguy August 9, 2016

Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016