Stumpkin

When one is taking an extremely hard test/final while receiving head.

John: Dude that exam was so hard!
Broseph: Bro, I know. At least I was kind of happy because Ms. Tits was giving me a stumpkin.
John: Bro. Respect.
*Knucks*

by Blumpkin Lord June 4, 2011

Stumped

Stumped is used to describe when one is feeling sad and horny. Everyone has felt this at some point and the council has decided to create a word for this. Happy Stumping

"Hey bro how you feelin"
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"

My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.

by braeden has awesome pants September 8, 2019

scumpling

Noun
Also known as a scum dumpling. This refers to a person who engadges in "scummy" acts such as f*cking their boys girl in the bathroom of a dive bar while he's ordering you both drinks.

"Dude did you hear Mike put his balls on that highschool girls face while she was sleeping!"

"Aww man that kids such a scumpling"

by Slizwiz October 23, 2015

Slumped Reality

Slumped Reality are truest best niggas

Slumped Reality are truest best niggas

by InviFan1512 February 11, 2019

Shumpa

Another name for idiots who’s named start with a and k, meaning white terrorist

Mom: what do you want to be when your older
Random idiot child: I wanna be a shumpa

by TardReedIdot September 6, 2019

Shtumpy Shpunkenface

A stumpy slag who gets shpunken in her face on regular occasions.

Slags everywhere

by HayZeus January 15, 2004

slumpbuster

A 46oz cocktail that you mix for your cuz, or buddy when he is down and out, in a rut,and pissed at the world.

I was feelin' kind of shitty today so I woke up and drank a slumpbuster and I felt fine.

by kenji kallooski September 18, 2006