rag sniffer

one who derives sexual pleasure from soiled feminine hygiene products.

1) My buddy Eugene hides in the bathroom at Walmart and thumps it while ladies dook, what a rag sniffer...

2) I met a bad bitch who likes to do dutch muffins, ten to one shes a rag sniffer bro...

3.) Like honestly Mr. Rogers was a professional rag sniffer, smelling everyone's undies and calling each smell out like it was more than a hobby, a straight up profession... "You been eatin a lot of asparagus?"

*often charactarised by red eyes/ oral herpies.

* not to be confused with a corksniffer

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

trouser sniffer

Someone that constantly attempts to make them self seem more important than they really are.

James: That pretentious cocksucker Javier keeps CCing Richard and Martha on stupid fucking emails that don't even pertain to them; just to make it seem like he's actually working.

Ryan: Yeah, that fucking trouser sniffer.

by Butts505 October 11, 2015

Poopy sniff

A grown man living through the good ole days with insults.

Sniper : you're being really mean

Corpie : oh and you're being a poopy sniff

by Corpie October 3, 2016

Dick Sniff

When you swallow somebody's cum and sneeze it out of your nose and snort it back up into your nose

She dick sniffed in the church confessional

by Mikhail Newberg January 18, 2017

Boot-sniffer

An over-zealous volunteer firefighter that is so consumed with firefighters that he obtains pleasure or sexual arousal from sniffing the smoky aroma of bunker-boots of other firefighters. Boot-sniffers are known to visit fire stations while traveling, to secretly fulfill their fetish. Boot sniffers are best identified by excessive firefighter stickers on their vehicle or by their over-use of fire-related t-shirts.

That boot-sniffer loves to wear fire department t-shirts and share firefighter Facebook posts so people will thank him for his service.

by ProFirefighter March 13, 2017

sneaky sniff

When you touch ya butt and then sneak a sniff of your hand, usually by pretending to itch your nose.

Chris did a sneaky sniff on his way out of the bathroom and nobody was none the wiser!

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V November 6, 2017

southwest sniff

When you fart, and it sells like Southwest Airline's peanuts

Johny lays a fart, his buddy Tom smells it. Tom says it reminds him of South west Airline's peanuts.

Johnny busts out in laughter and says you did a Southwest Sniff.

by evesniper November 16, 2017