Stoner

A small creature living, usually huddled in corner swaying.

"Dude Wheres My car..... I don't know dude"

by Kemp January 17, 2005

stoner

A stoner is also known as a reefer. a stoner is most commonly found to be a male between the ages of 16 and 28. Stoners often smell strongly of body oder and smoke. These so called "stoners" are often found stumbling around the following. Tacobell, Burgerking, Mc Donalds, and or KFC. These stoners do nothing but eat food and smoke mary jane all day every day. Stoners are often found in the bottom of their grandmothers basement listening to ACDC or Pink Floyd. Stoners do not preform well at school, becasue for the most part they can not stop sleeping during class. in conclusion a stoner is a nic name givin to someone that smokes weed too much.

Go smoke your weed you god damn stoner.

by skatercid52 April 12, 2009

Stoner Kevin

A person very high on weed and will do a new drug at any given time

your high you must be a stoner kevin

by mike December 13, 2004

stoner luck

When you have a stoner with you ans as unlucky as these fools are themselves, they bring you luck

I was trying to park at the supermarket the other day, and I got a park out the front coz I had Smokey in the car, was the best stoner luck ever!

by BundyBear June 19, 2009

Stoner

a stoner is a person who smokes weed everyday, or whenever they can. stoners don't get high just because they think they are addicted, that's a pot head, stoners like the high of the weed,its fun. they are chill people.

you smoke weed because you like the high of it, your a stoner.

by illegalshit420 May 22, 2010

stoner

People who enjoy smoking the Marijuana on a regular basis. Friendly people who are nice too. And although they could spend their hard earned cash on something that could get them somewhere in life, they are happy buying weed on a $50+ a week budget.

I am a lot more successful then those stoners because I don't spend all my money on the Herb of the sacred garden

by The Evangelist June 18, 2011

stoner baby

1. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and must be taken care of due to their lack of functionality.

2. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and ruins other people's highs due to their annoying, selfish and child-like persona.

Camila: dude, stop being such a stoner baby. we're trying to have fun.

Noah: buhhh-- uh...

Camila: *rolls eyes*

Noah: fuck you guys, lets smoke more.

by annoyed_friend March 5, 2014