legally retarded

Person who is more retarded than usual. He or she is so retarded that if they go to court they will be pronounced legally retarded.

OMG those girls are legally retarded.

by the reals deals August 11, 2010

Jorge the Retarded Dolphin

A dolphin who appeared in many episodes of Flight of the Sea Creatures aired on HBO from 1988-1989. Jorge the Retarded Dolphin (otherwise known as JTRD) was a popular charecter who talked with a lisp and interrupted many a person with useless comments.

I love the way Jorge the Retarded Dolphin sniffles with his cute little nose

by STYU Alums November 2, 2006

reary

A fun word that can take the place of such words as duh and really. It makes refernce to the L<=>R aspect of the Japanese language.

"Reary?!? That's super. Just great"

by Tankman January 19, 2006

rearrangement

to reassemble an older woman's breast during school hours

"Alex rearranged Mrs. D's nipples yesterday in the janitor's closet," said Meagan to Jacob.

"Attention! Alex to the front office! Mrs. D needs assistance with some rearrangement."

by The Jesus Room June 16, 2011

retardism

the state or condition of being dropped on your head.

that asshole got dropped on his fucking head. he has retardism

by Wills0 June 6, 2009

retarded hot

describes a person (typically female) that has obvious mental retardation combined with very attractive physical assets, such that the person is yet hotter because of the retardation -- likely because they are very easy to take advantage of

reference -- "Drawn Together", "The Other Cousin" (season one episode 5)

Captain Hero (about Clara's retarded cousin Bleh): Damn! Clara's cousin is so hot! nipples harden

Spanky: Yeah, she's, like, retarded hot!

by Hardryv August 15, 2006

retarbo

A mentally retarded hobo.

Dude, watch out for the retarbo. He's got mustard and pigeon shit all over him.

by mrs_equator November 27, 2007