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Real Juan

A large volume, explosive dump; specifically after eating Mexican food.
Oh! I just dropped a real juan, boyyyyyy.
by Peter Dunbar July 21, 2014
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The Real Me

an awesome song by the who; part of the rock opera quadrophenia.
by fjdakl; September 16, 2006
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faux real

Pronounced the same as "fo' real," this is a way to deceive people (especially friends, family, and co-workers) without their knowledge. Simply reply "faux real" and they think you have the same reaction or feel the same way as they do. In reality, you are saying "fake real," so you feel the opposite way but do not want to hurt anyone's feelings. Works well with small children.
Jan: I think these sweat pants look nice on my womanly curves!

Cyndi: Faux real, they do!!
by mockingbird21 December 9, 2008
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SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life)

Seinfeld In Real Life is a news story or any other real life event that mirrors something that happened in an episode of Seinfeld.
Hey, did you see that SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life) article this morning? Some marine bio dudes found a dead whale in Seattle with trash inside, including a golf ball!

Was it a titleist?
by dead777 April 20, 2010
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Henderson Middle School [REAL DEF]

Henderson Middle School is a school in Atlanto Georgia where all the kids think their tough. Henderson has racist ppl. Teachers are gay, high, lesbian, or retarted. This school is cheap AF.
Henderson Middle School REAL DEF: A cheap ass school

"HENDERSON MIDDLE IS SO RETARTED"
by {unknown hacker} May 16, 2018
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really though

To question a statement or an action in a sarcastic tone, but not actually want an answer. Used to show that what you just said is pretty weak, and most likely tired.
Dave: OMG, that new High School Musical poster with Zac Efron is totally hot and you should buy one.

Me: Really? Really though?
by killbrad October 18, 2008
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Real testerman hours

When a girl rejects you or when you simp and a girl ignores you, or if you're online gf breaks up with you
"Damn bro my online gf broke up with me after 2 hours"

"Real testerman hours there"
by do it jiggle February 25, 2020
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