Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.
by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022
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Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"
Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
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