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The Dirtiest and Most Alpha sandwhich you could ever eat. Frequently eaten by Alpha men with very vulumptious cocks the RanChan is aquirred at your local safeway for just 7.99! Some may say after consuming the RanChan they never were the same. Every bit of beta left there body, as there cock began to burst through there pants growing rapidly in size. Buy a RanChan today, and become alpha.
OMG. Brittany did you see Derek ate his first RanChan last week? he’s so fucking sexy!
Fuck Megan, no wonder he’s so alpha and his cock just pulses in his pants! I would lick RanChan sauce off his taint!
Fuck Megan, no wonder he’s so alpha and his cock just pulses in his pants! I would lick RanChan sauce off his taint!
by Birdhandler492 April 24, 2022
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