Kayla Roberts

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet.

She is an a amazing lover.

The best woman a man could ask for.

She will rock your world, for the best.
She's caring, loving, and pure perfection.
She may get grumpy or upset but she's always beautiful.
She is the best girlfriend ever.
She will never let you down and will always take care of you.

I love her so much! <3

"Kayla Roberts is so amazing I'm glad I met her!"

by A-Team23 July 7, 2014

Robert Pattinson

A recently famous actor who lives in Barnes, London. He has recently been the fantasy of all the girls in the world. However, It is by now widely known that he has a one inch wonder, and is shite in bed.

Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit!

Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!

One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.

Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older

Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!

by Rpattz fan125! February 25, 2009

Robert Pattinson

A British Actor that is most famous for the role 'Edward Cullen' in the movie 'Twilight'. Adored by women and also used in an insult between men that refers to words such as 'faggot, homosexual, gay, glittering vampire, pussy, pale freak, asshole, ugly, hairy chest, and big lips'

Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.

Max: Your so gay you can star in the movie Broad back mountain

Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson

by pandacoach-ricky November 5, 2009

Robert

He who just doesn't give a f@$k! Major grump, but only part of his charm! The bigger the ass he behaves like that day the sexier he becomes. He's neither ignorant or stupid, just poor mannered and a tad jaded with a lack of concern for how others perceive him. He exhumes great passion however and will give you his large penis in ways a girl can only dream of. Bad boy, but has his act together just the same.

Roberts are yummy in my tummy no matter if they actin crummy!

by MisWit May 27, 2015

roofer

The missing link between a gorilla and a sasquatch. Hairy manbeast. Sweaty fursack.

Roofer is a giant sweaty fursack

by Jim January 30, 2003

T.C. Roberson

a high school in north carolina that thinks they’re better than everyone bc they’re entitled due to “daddy’s money.” they are widely known for thinking they’re superior to A.C. Reynolds when in reality no one who attends can recall the last time they beat us in football, or even came close.

T.C. Roberson wishes they were A.C. Reynolds

by AC Illuminati June 23, 2020

Grave Robber

To date the significant other of a dead person.

#1.The grave robber is typically one who has had a long, secret love for the deceased's lover, or has been a former lover.

#2.The grave robber cold also be like a funeral crasher, who tries to use the grief of the widow/widower as an opportunity to get a piece of ass.

Example of #1: "It totally broke my heart when Joe married Angela, but now that's she's dead I can finally review my true feelings! But that would make me a grave robber! Woe is me!"

Example #2: "Dude, I'm totally going to make my move on Joanne and tap that ass!"

"Don't be a grave robber, dude. We're at her husband's funeral."

by Viking Phlegm January 29, 2010