Pulled an Afton

When the main villain of a game/series returns from a clear state of death for no explainable reason

"I can't believe that the villain from the series I am watching pulled an Afton"
"I know right? You aren't supposed to survive pure molten lava like that"

by ActuallyAqua November 13, 2022

Pork Puller

One who has sex with the obese; chronic masturbator; In HIllbilly Slang- One who beds pigs

Joe is a pork puller; he is always with some fat chick!

by CC 123 April 24, 2007

he pulled a peterson

when a coworker goes on break at work and when he/she is supposed to come back from break instead either calls the store to notify hes quit or just doesnt return at all.

Worker #1: yo where's mike at? Isn't his break over?

Worker #2: nah he pulled a peterson

Worker #1: ohhh shit! he did wanna leave too!

by Vahn Strife June 18, 2010

Man purse

A method to store personal property that usually involves the rectal cavity.

When Steve was arrested, he hid his cocaine in his man purse so the police would not find it.

by that guy in the yellow shirt February 24, 2014

Knat's Purse

A very tight pussy.

Fuck me, I was banging this bird last night and I'm telling you, she had a minge as tight as a knat's purse. I had to plate her for 20 minutes just to get it in!

by Jamie_Butler November 30, 2009

TV Guide Purse

Promotion by TV Guide for subscription in late 1990's and early 2000's.

TV Guide Purses are shitty purses that fall apart after a few months of transferring beer from CVS to the train. Those using TV Guide purses are usually moronic, confused idiots who mistake it for a gym bag. They are the perfect example of what is wrong with the world.

Jon took his TV Guide Purse with him on the train, filled with feminine products and cheap beer.

by Rick AKA Ted December 7, 2011

Steering Wheel Puller

When oral sex if performed on a man while driving (a car, truck or preferably a boat but never a motorcycle) past the point of ejaculation causing his entire body to contract, pulling on the steering wheel.

That Lot Lizard at Stuckey's gives a real Steering Wheel Puller.

by Infidelophile June 13, 2014