Power Wank

To stand in front of a full size mirror, only wearing a viking helmet and 'wank' solidly for 10 minutes while listening to 'The Ride Of The Valkyries' (the one from Apocalypse Now)

Person A - "I had an awsome power wank last night"
Person B - "Wierdo"

by Jonnie66 September 12, 2008

Power Spew

When the spew is so strong that it comes out of your nose as well as your mouth.

Jaso got maggoted and was power spewing.

by Ghostofchris July 24, 2009

PowerChart

Something promising to empower, but actually enslaves.

I thought that shitty program was just a cerner, but its a fucking PowerChart.

by Cerner Smasher March 10, 2007

power dome

esentially the same thing as head but implied to be of greater quality or given with more enthusiasm

"I give great power dome"

by Mister Sir2391812 February 1, 2007

power dating

Dating many people in a short space of time to maximize the chances of meeting someone you like.

Bob: I went on five dates with five girls this weekend.
Alice: Are you a slut?
Bob: No, just power dating.

by Warped Toe March 21, 2011

power hoe

a step above the "hoe" that will do anything to get that dick even if it means killing a mans pride

kyle: dude my girlfriend slept with my brother after she broke up with me FUCK

John:you sir have been played by a power hoe

by bsrb2007 May 11, 2011

divine power

Term for a penis, used sparingly.

Altar Boy: But I don't want to take my pants off!
Priest: But you must feel the Lord's divine power inside you!

Xerxes: You must bow down to receive my divine power.

by 98dar June 12, 2008