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poo moo

when you have extremely bad breath, when your breath stinks of shit.
The two boys squared up to fight...
Jimmy:come on then you fucking dick!
Hamish:Holy shit, get away from me, you have poo moo!
by doyouwantit May 26, 2010
mugGet the poo moomug.

Mind Poo

Mind poo is when you need to a do a real shit but really can not be bothered walking that whole 5 metres to the toilet. So instead of walking. You do a massive shit in your mind and hope that you no longer need to go for a shit in real life. Thinking too hard may cause you to do a real shit.
Guy 1: I really need a shit but i cant be bothered going to the toilet.
Guy 2: Dude just do a mind poo.
Guy 1: A mind what????
Guy 2: A shit in ur mind.
Guy 1: *does shit in mind* Dude that feel heaps better.
by ynnoj February 7, 2008
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Brew Poo

Oh man, I got brew poo from the party last night.
by Andree 3000 August 1, 2006
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Poo-see

1. someone who is ultimately afraid of everything or refuses to do something for no good reason.

2. Something so dirty that no one will even go near it; makes you gag.

3. when you put your thumbs and index fingers together in a rounded edged diamond shape and put them on top of your head.
1. person #1: c'mon just jump in!

person #2: no way man!

person #1: stop being such a poo-see!

2. oh god that's such a poo-see! there's no way i'm going anywhere near that!
by vhskater December 1, 2011
mugGet the Poo-seemug.

Poo Wank

For a male to masturbate whilst sitting on the toilet; just after he's used the toilet for a poo.
Person A: I had a Poo Wank last night.

Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?

Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.
by Joee Brownn May 26, 2011
mugGet the Poo Wankmug.

poo monkey

A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.
by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005
mugGet the poo monkeymug.

poo nani

joe ritzma doesnt get any poo nani
by Anonymous January 12, 2003
mugGet the poo nanimug.

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