by thegiantredginer July 11, 2016
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by blagels July 12, 2016
Get the PokéCrime mug.A variation of a cock block often occurring in relationships in which a partner's desire to play Pokémon Go prevents the other from scoring sexually.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's good ?
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.
Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.
Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.
by Onevorah July 15, 2016
Get the Pokéblock mug.The Zombie Apocalypse created by Pokémon Go players staring at their mobile phones as they go hunting for game points.
by J to the O to the D to the Y July 17, 2016
Get the Pokeapocalypse mug.When you are having sex with a crazy girl, and soon as you about to cum, she grabs your balls and yells out the name of a kid that she wants to have with you followed by the the word, "GO!"
Raylynn pulled a Poké Ball on me the other day. She grabbed my balls when I was finishing in her and yelled, "Stanley, Go!"
by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016
Get the Poké Ball mug.When you are having sex with a crazy girl, and soon as you about to cum, she grabs your balls and yells out the name of a kid that she wants to have with you followed by the the word, "GO!"
Raylynn pulled a Poké Ball on me the other day. She grabbed my balls when I was finishing in her and yelled, "Stanley, Go!"
by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016
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