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paris hilton

OMG, it's a Paris Hilton! She cant even get the colored macaroni threaded on that string! She's eating them! Her mouth is all blue!! She has no talent!
by oiw October 9, 2006
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Paris Hilton Wannabe

People, usually females, fixated on the socialite, movie star and business woman Paris Hilton. The wannabes often follow the glamorous life of the star of hit reality show 'The Simple Life.' Often acting, dressing and using her famous catch phrases such as 'that's hot' or 'loves it' these people aspire to nothing more than the fabulous life that the starlet leads. Unashamed of their admiration they enjoy being compared to Paris Hilton and love to be known as THE Wannabe.
Lauren: "Omg did you hear Paris Hilton wears only white sun glasses now?"

Sarah: "We totally need to get down to the mall and get some. Mine are so old now"

Lauren: "Your such a Paris Hilton Wannabe"
by One smart blonde December 10, 2008
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Dry Heaving Penis

When a man has enough intercourse in a day that he cannot produce enough semen thus creating a dry heave effect via the penis.
When I finally came for the tenth time today my penis dry heaved (dry heaving penis) his final breath.
by Heaving penis August 29, 2010
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paris hilton

1. To be a whore
2. To be talentless and almost utterly useless to society
3. Aids in keeping the US economy up in tabloid sales
Paris Hilton: I'm amazing and talented.

Note to self: Mark on calendar when this happens.
by Milkwasabadchoice August 16, 2006
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paris hilton

Proof that money can not buy beauty.
I would kill for Paris Hilton's money and fame but if I would rather shoot myself in the head than having her face.
by Paris is fugly March 15, 2008
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penis pinch

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.
Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!
by tox0tes August 3, 2008
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Penis duel

A duel between two men in which both participants attack each other with their erect penises in jabbing or swiping motions. style points are awarded for maneuvers such as swiping your opponent off their feet or ejaculating on his face.
I demand satisfaction! I challenge you to a penis duel!
by InoxFY January 3, 2010
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