Girl 1: “he said he stood me up cause he had to take his dog to the vet and then said his car broke down on the way back 🙄”
Girl 2: “That’s not what happened”
Girl 1: “no gurl, I seen him on this boys snap and they was at BAR ONE getting lit, and I’m over here lookin stupid waiting on his ass”
Girl 2: “oh damn gurl that’s crazy, that’s a real patho you chasing”
Girl 1: “Chasing? Ain’t nobody Chasing his ass, I been dubbing his patho self loving ass since yesterday when I seen that bs, i texted his ass in 2.5 and told him to be blessed and blocked his shit on everything, gurl bye”
Girl 2: “That’s not what happened”
Girl 1: “no gurl, I seen him on this boys snap and they was at BAR ONE getting lit, and I’m over here lookin stupid waiting on his ass”
Girl 2: “oh damn gurl that’s crazy, that’s a real patho you chasing”
Girl 1: “Chasing? Ain’t nobody Chasing his ass, I been dubbing his patho self loving ass since yesterday when I seen that bs, i texted his ass in 2.5 and told him to be blessed and blocked his shit on everything, gurl bye”
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