pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.

Pant Melons McGee

by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010

Whoopi Pants

disposable bladder control undergarments, most recently those under the brand name "Poise" as seen in commercials featuring Whoopi Goldberg.

As in "Whoops, I just peed in my whoopi pants" Thank goodness for "Depends."

by djemcee September 1, 2011

Sista Pants

A Hipster or Scenester with pants so tight it is as if they melted their legs and actually poured themselves into these pants, sometimes with bellbottoms sometimes not.

These men look as if the are wearing their 'younga 'sistas pants. visually unappealing, Tight and overall just plain Unacceptable!

HEY MARK ! check out those sista pants comin down the way....BOOYAH

by Rock n Roll Justice Council October 21, 2010

splodey pants

pampers full o' poo.

Oh Cameron, you've got some massive, stinky splodey pants!

by knittzilla January 2, 2008

lounge pants

Pants that you lounge in

I wore my lounge pants to watch the game on television in.

by Amberbishop226 August 6, 2019

Cheesy pants

Dirty old track pants that have seen some years. Grey, charcoal, or black sweat pants are the standard so the orange stains from eating cheesies hungover on a Sunday afternoon are highlighted. They only need to be washed twice a month maximum and you've had the best years of your life in those bad boys.

I was rockin' cheesy pants all friggin' day watching trailer park boys because I was 10/10 drunk last night.

by Ronronbojangles April 26, 2016

Desk pants

Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.

Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.

Bro- you smell.

Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.

by That IT Nerd September 6, 2017