Poo Bitch

The person who uses a public restroom directly after you do. Sinking in the bouquet of rancid odors you had left behind for him.

I didn't realize my poo bitch was dancing around waiting for me to finish dropping hammer until I got out of the stall.

by Pierre Duegles September 28, 2018

poo poo

1.I funnier way of saying feces

2.Radioactive feces that glows and if you fall in you'll turn into an ***hole literally.

1.Jordan: Eat poo poo you bastard!

2.John Turtle: Oh no I'm fall'n in the Poo poo

John's son: dad I got an A+ on my math test oh no Poo poo

by Sexymullatoboi December 28, 2005

poo poo head

A saying that means you are full of poop. sometimes can be a loving thing and sometimes can be a bad thing if you are 5 years old.

Jokingly "I love you poo poo head"
Spitefuly "You are just a big poo poo head!"

by flutterbye417 June 22, 2006

poo palace

A temple of ass. A tabernackle of toosh. A place where ass flows like the Salmon of Capistrano.

We was headed to the poo palace for my boys bachlor party.
After work I was headed to take my throne as king of the poo palace.

by Alfonso Montemayor July 24, 2006

Poo Head

A term used when swearing is not acceptable.

When one can think of nothing else to say to call someone.

Edward chamberlain is a poo head.

owww... your a poo head!

by lollyspop December 23, 2010

poo dreads

When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on the arse hair hardens and causes the hair to tangle up like a dread lock.

Woah, check out that hairy motherfuckers crusty poo dreads!

by Vincentw00t September 28, 2005

poo knife

a poo knife....a tool used to cut a pice of poo too large to fit round the u-bend of the toilet. often a kitchen kinfe..not too sharp!

my poo is gigantic...hold on i'l use the poo knife.!

:haha the poo is defeted!!!!!

by tayzor111 October 10, 2006