A Father figure - usually old before his time, but experiencing a recent renaissance due to increased sexual activity - who, in an attempt to woo your girlfriend, pimps around an array of confectionery (nibbles).
'No way lad, your Dad is sound and all, but he was definitely trying to get in me drawers there, offering around his special box of sweets. I'd definitely say he was a nibble pimp if I didn't know better. Gash lad.'
by Seven Streets October 23, 2009
Get the Nibble Pimp mug.A doctor or a psychiatrist, but one who over prescribes medications and doesn't know their DSM. Usually sought out by pill junkies or parents who don't understand caffeine and children don't mix.
Kid is running around the house at twelve am tweaking on caffeinated soda.
Mom: wakes up "damnit, johnny's up again running around?!?!"
Dad: rolls over tired "Can't you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? I mean were awesome parents and have done everything"
meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.
Mom: wakes up "damnit, johnny's up again running around?!?!"
Dad: rolls over tired "Can't you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? I mean were awesome parents and have done everything"
meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.
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