patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born. Usually while under the influence.

Was talking to a girl while drunk last night. I Patrick shwavy’d it.

by Titty city December 16, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Ratk1d December 17, 2019

Patrick

Piece of shit human being. Will flirt with your mom, fuck your girlfriend and steal ur dog.

AVOID Scorpio Patricks at all costs. Great kissers though.

John : Hey did you see my MILF mother?
Ben : Shit, I think she went out with Patrick.
John : Fuck, not again.

by Jonpol November 21, 2021

Patrick

A person who has a dick the size of the empire state building. He penetrates so many people women get wet at the sight of him. He is such an athletic beast that he holds every single Olympic world record.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Patrick Walking past?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think I just came
Guy 1: Same bro

by Shrekku78 June 9, 2021

Patrick Brooklyn

The reason that animals hibernate and why earth worms go underground to hide. Mr aura himself, fear itself and dread itself.

"Gee wilikers those hoodlums are almost as frightening as Patrick Brooklyn."

by ThreeHoodedHoodlums April 5, 2025

Little Patrick

The act of inserting your long-nailed pinky finger into another person's butt. It should be a surprise, but it still counts if it's not.

Jamie gave me the little patrick when I was walking up the hill. I was horribly startled.

by StewpacShakur March 8, 2011

Patrick

name of a person that is of utter awesomeness. people of this name-race are superior to all others with no exception. it ist custom to kiss a patricks feet and give presents upon encounter

*person meets a patrick*
" oh wow i am honored to meet your holyness"

by paddisda00 December 4, 2017