chode mode

when your wanker is in such a state that it is shriveled up to the size of a chode.

Bro it's freezing! I'm in total chode mode!

by hhhhhwhatttt! August 25, 2010

Sicko Mode

When one is too lit or faded

“David went sicko mode”

by Pass the dutchie January 13, 2019

Super Dick Mode

When someone is being a general all around dick. Basically, the point where that person needs a good strong pimp hand to the face.

Douche: Shut up girl, you got your nasty horse teeth from sucking my huge cock.

Girl: ... I just asked to borrow some paper.

Douche: Girl, you don't even got any ass for me to grab, getcho ass some steroids quick.

Girl: Why're you all in Super Dick Mode?

Douche: It's called being a man.

by Phillip Oliver Wholes January 28, 2009

ghost mode

(adj.) Asleep; passed out.
Believed to be from video game origins, or simply being unavailable or nowhere to be found.

Man, why weren't you in class?

Dude, I was ghost mode on my floor.

by JakeXU May 13, 2006

"but he's so" mode

When a girl attributes traits to a shitty guy that she likes in order to make him seem like a good person when describing him to others. She doesn't look for such traits in a man, but loves to proclaim them as criteria for guys she already likes in order to seem like she's not with the guy just for sex or out of desperation.

Any given girl: Your man looks like he has no personality and will probably abuse you.
Any other given girl: But he's so (nice, in touch with his feminine side, unlike other guys, ok with just hanging out, great with my parents, spontaneous, hard-working, hilarious)!

Guy 1: Did you see Beth last night? She was with Stan
Guy 2: But Stan's a douche!
Guy 1: Yea, I know, but she was making him seem so great and giving him traits he doesn't have in order to convince herself and everyone else that she's with someone actually good
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she's in "but he's so" mode. Stay away from her, I guess she's a psychobitch after all.

by td0109 June 23, 2011

Beast Mode

The act of being wayy to solid and stupid fast.

Reporter:"Define your attitude"
Marshawn Lynch:"Beast Mode"

by Beans18 February 11, 2009

stealth mode

when a male has an erection in a public place or in the presence of his immediate family members - for the sake of himself and his youngest cousin, who is five, he must hide it in the most nonchalant of ways by pointing the tip of his member to the sky, nestled between his belly and boxers/briefs, so he can walk around without sticking out too much until junior gets soft again at which time he will be able to go on the slip and slide for the third time

man 1: hey, number 2, what's it called when you have a boner at the park and you hide it by touching the tip to your belly?

man 2: stealth mode.

man 1: riiight!!! stealth mode.

a mom: what the shit are you talking about?

man 1 & 2: baseball

by The fuckinillest man October 9, 2008