Milf Orchestra

An Amateur Orchestra with people in their forties who aren´t professional Musicians

Oh I heard your Mom picked up an Instrument?
Yup, I guess she´ll join a Milf Orchestra soon

by Treewise October 30, 2019

MILFAL

A MILFAL is for that mum who’s a bit more special than all the others you may come across. Not a term to be tossed around lightly, it means a ‘Mother I’d Like to Fuck And Love’.

Damn Lauren! I’ve seen MILF’s before, but you’re definitely a MILFAL! Perfect inside and outside the bedroom!

by BlackDeath436 May 6, 2020

MILF Hug

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When a kid gives their friend's mom a hug at the perfect height to bestow their head in the breasts.

Q: Why did you just give my mom a hug?
A: She has big boobs. I had to give her a MILF hug.

by Dr. Quantavious Shawaneak April 2, 2020

Milf legs

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.

Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs

by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020

milf

mom id like to f**k

gurl: hii babe! dis guy is so hot
me: omfg milf!

by gwendie September 4, 2020

midland st school

Ngl kind of a shithole but they’ve got the kindest staff and the best school by far in Worcester mass

Oh fuck yeah my ibf went to midland st school

by Thatkindawellknowngirl September 14, 2020

MILF

man, i love frogs.

person 1: "what's your favourite animal?"
person 2: "milf."
person 1: "doesn't that mean mom i'd like to fuck?"
person 2: "no, it means man, i love frogs."

by luaraka September 24, 2020