Thugz Mansion

east side play=dumbass

facts:
2pac died:1996
biggie died:1997
The art of math tells us that it is impossible for 2pac to have killed biggie...

by HexKaster May 19, 2003

It's a'me, Mario!

The single most terrifying word anybody can hear. This means this annoying little italian fuck, Mario, is nearby. Mario is a prick, and he likes to disregard his brother, and act like Luigi is number 2. He will eat all your spaghetti, fuck your wife (and your daughter) and show your dog sonic the hedgehog porn.

Mario: It's a'me, mario!
Bill: *Gets out gun, walks inside, kills his family, kills his dog, puts the gun up to his head, sheds a small tear, and BOOM!*
Luigi: Mario you piece of shit.

by Exotic Time April 17, 2019

mario

In a competitive video game, the standard playable character whose attributes are completely balanced, making him or her extremely boring to play. A Mario is usually the main character of the game and a measuring stick for the skill of a player, if anything.

Ryu doesn't have a lot of either speed or power. He's the Mario of the Street Fighter series.

by I liek mudkipz November 14, 2007

mario kart: double dash

A cool new game by nintendo but the name is still spelled wrong. Also, the character selection is limited and pikachu is not included. The AI of this game is also very slow and not very hard to beat.

I love mario kart: Double Dash!

by crazycloyster January 3, 2004

mario quagliani

Little fuckin pussy.....hockey sucks you fagget!!!!haha

mario quags is a little fuckin fagget

by MAC 12 April 21, 2005

mario kart

A form of date-rape in which the offender renders the victim unconscious with sedatives and then the offender's friends run the victim over with a car.

Connor: Man, I got arrested last night. I'm out on bail and I gotta get a whole legal team together.
Dave: Really? What happened?
Connor: I roofied the shit out of this girl and then Jake and Arnie ran her over in my Prius. They got me on conspiracy to commit murder and sexual assault.
Dave: What the fuck? Why would you do something like that?
Connor: Haven't you ever heard of a Mario Kart?

by Ike who is liked July 20, 2008

Super Mario Sunshine

Mario 64 with a watergun. Would've sold 5 copies had it not included Mario, which would still make it overrated.

by Shinigami September 4, 2003