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Suny Maritime Football

a sad excuse for a D3 team in the NCAA they are shadowed by all the other D3 teams at maritime. With its ten coachs the team proudly loses on a weekly basis, when facing this team physical disabilities are not a factor as the lose to the Deaf team on a annual basis. With a grandstand of fans made up only by half the players parents its always a good showing. This team drains the little retarted step child of the suny system of many resourses including money which is not easy to find. Many students feel the team should be scrapped similar to the stallworth or sunk to the bottom of some deep body of water.

Members of the team are quick to judge other teams like the sailing team which its ranked top fifteen in the country and the crew team which is also ranked well. The maritime football is a sad excuse for a team at all ... but because the are a football team the school throws money at them thinlong we are some ivy leage school

Suny Maritime Football sucklike similar to the Maritime Blast who is farmiliar to the team
hey did you go to the game the other night,

responce.. no i had something better to do

... what was that ........ poke my eyes out

hey did you hear about the game this weekendto watch "suny maritime football"...... no

im thinking about trying out for our football team..... why because you feel bad for the hearing impared and you want to help there self esteem
by joker2727 November 30, 2009
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martini

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Martini

A Martini is an alcoholic drink made classically with gin and vermouth and served with a green olive (when served with coctail onions the drink is called a "Gibson").

It is served chilled, often by ice in a specific shaker, then drained into the signature-style glass.

The ratio of the two liquids is 5:1 (traditionally, 2 and one half ounces of gin to half an ounce of vermouth) usually, though by changing this, a person can make the drink "drier" (more gin) or "wetter" (less gin) depending on his tastes.

Martinis can also be made with other alcoholic bases, the most common alternative to gin being vodka (often called a Vodka Martini, Vodkatini, or Kangaroo)

Other variations of the Martini centre around the inclusion of other alcohol or flavours in the drink.
Bill: Hey, want to go drinking tonight, you know, pick up a few foaties of Olde English 800?

Steve: Nah, that stuff sucks balls. Let's get some Martinis down at the bar.

Bill: Sweet.
by doktorfunk May 13, 2005
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