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Maggot Cunt

What a Necrophiliac wants over coldness and stiffness.
The old maggot cunt was festering with pleasure as i entered for a 30 second fuck!
by Furfur October 9, 2009
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top hat magoo

a top hat magoo is when one in serts his or her nose int the male or females ear and blow. this causes arousal and, the famale will shit her pants, this would be the oppertune moment for one to stick his penis in her anal cavity, and scream as load as u can "TOP HAT MAGOO."
"my boyfriend pulled a top hat magoo an me, and i shit my pants full of corn."
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Totes MaGoats

I Totes Magoats Failed the math test today.
by (JK)^2 April 29, 2010
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Magnolia

The best bakery in the world. Located in New York City. Featured in SNL's skit "Lazy Sunday."
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
by h3nrym0rgan June 16, 2006
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Mr. Magoo

When a girl is giving head, they guy starts coming and pulls out and blows it in hre eyes, blinding her.
My boyfriend gave me a Mr. Magoo last night and I've still got chunks in my eyelashes
by flarby January 6, 2012
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Magoo

An adjective used to describe and capture the banality of a person that lacks the defining personality traits and characteristics-positive or negative though they may be-that are generally ascribed to and reserved for conventionally compelling, interesting or otherwise engaging human beings.
"The other day Sarah was telling me about her vacation in the Cayman Islands with her family. It was beautiful out, but she opted to stay inside all day and watch reruns of Saved by the Bell: The New Class. Oh my god, she's so magoo."
by Askritch January 20, 2011
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Magoo

The physical phenomanon of ones scrotum sticking to the inside of ones leg. This often occurs on hot humid days in the summertime. It can be cured by simply peeling the scrotum off the leg, which, if done properly will result in a pleasant tingle.
Person 1: Jesus man its so hot out. I gotta serious magoo bro!
Person 2: Haha, peel that shit off!
by Andrew Feigelis January 15, 2006
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