When you tell a girl to bend over and spread the legs. After this you walk over to the other side of the room with a massive erection, now you run as hard as you can and slam it in between her cheeks.
by JTAPS October 7, 2007
Get the messy giusti mug.A shit starter aka a gossiping individual who loves to hear and share personal information about other people. An individual who suffers from a terrible case of Diarrhea of the mouth. An adult with a child-like mindset that intentionally REPEATS anything that is said to them to the wrong people just to start or orchestrate drama.
Lisa- "girl! I think Jane is cool..me and her have been going out for drinks lately.
Chloe- " Well be careful what you say when you're around Jane ". "That bitch is known to be messy as fuck! She had something to do with Mike getting fired. She had repeated something that mike had told her as a joke to the supervisor that had resulted in Mike getting FIRED!
Chloe- " Well be careful what you say when you're around Jane ". "That bitch is known to be messy as fuck! She had something to do with Mike getting fired. She had repeated something that mike had told her as a joke to the supervisor that had resulted in Mike getting FIRED!
by Browneyes22 March 8, 2015
Get the Messy mug.01) An individual who ethnically, patriotically, and/or culturally practiced and identified as a follower of Islam. Now they fully recognize that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News"); and still believes in the Messenger Mohammed and The Quran. Also understands that Mohammed was a born-again Christian.
02) Recognizes the Godhead as described by Christian Religions and by Jesus as: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Allah being Father God in the "Godhead Construct".
02) Recognizes the Godhead as described by Christian Religions and by Jesus as: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Allah being Father God in the "Godhead Construct".
Ex: Ever since Ahmed found Jesus and was born-again he had conflict identifying as a born-again Christian because his family believe in Islam. So he does declare himself as a Messianic Muslim.
by Freak Gringo November 21, 2019
Get the Messianic Muslim mug.to entertain the advances of an unattractive, beastly woman, usually at a bar or club. Often influenced by the later hours of the night when beer goggles are in full effect. Also usually followed by a buddy coming in to save you by whatever means necessary. The phrase is rooted in a popular national Beef Jerky commercial.
"Look at Brent over there at the bar! He's messin with sasquatch! somebody go save him!"
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"Dude, who was that hideous girl you were talking to last night?"
"I don't know man, whenever I drink to much I always end up messin' with sasquatch"
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"Dude, who was that hideous girl you were talking to last night?"
"I don't know man, whenever I drink to much I always end up messin' with sasquatch"
by DeePeezy December 12, 2007
Get the messin' with sasquatch mug.When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.
I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face
by Pete March 18, 2004
Get the Messy Matt mug.A small mess or a mess created by a baby. Also the beginnings of a mess. Originally created by JohnnyZ.
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Person 1: "Dude, your room is a mess!"
Person 2: "Not really, it's more of a messlet"
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Alien 1: "This human child has created a mess!"
Alien 2: "Mrrrrrrmmm...a messlet!"
Person 1: "Dude, your room is a mess!"
Person 2: "Not really, it's more of a messlet"
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Alien 1: "This human child has created a mess!"
Alien 2: "Mrrrrrrmmm...a messlet!"
by 808Curt August 6, 2011
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