Matthew

BIG GAY

Matthew is big gay lol

by RealBnna November 2, 2019

Matthew

Total dumbass , brown eyes , still a dumbass if your a Matthew chances are your also total dumbass

Matthew: fuck I forgot we had to breath

by Matthew Dumbass November 6, 2019

Matthew Alexander

The ultimate definition of what a bae should be. The embodiment of bae. Having qualities such that bae has no reason to go with anyone else. Sexy, intelligent baealicious. A perfect 9 on the bae-o-meter.

He is such a Matthew Alexander; all the baes want to be with him.

by God of Baes September 20, 2014

Matthew

An idiot that is ugly,stupid and has a terrible singing voice.

MATTHEW SHUT UP NOW!

by Godzilla Killer May 7, 2018

Mathews

The last name of a king, this man should be treated like a God.

The last name Mathews is the best last name in Existence

by sarasmellsweird October 29, 2020

matthew

loves to stick toothbrushes up girls vaginas

matthew is a gabby

by coolgirl4758966743 May 25, 2016

Matthew

Matthew, a hoe that is gay but says he isn't. Can't keep a pretty girl for his life. Cheats on perfectly good human. Says and does very disturbing things. Don't date a Matthew like this because he will like someone else while dating you.

"I can't believe Matthew liked her while he was with me."

by Irrelevant.0 November 8, 2017