Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.

An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.

Yo you see Barny go all Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on dat girl?

by RomeAngel March 25, 2011

loren

Stunning,can be a bitch at times

by Loren March 7, 2003

lorna

lorna is v. cool n a gr8 m8, she luvs flirtin, but isn't a slut!!

wow, she;s so cool, she's such a lorna!!!

by thea February 7, 2005

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

loraina

A person that tries to help in and situation and tries to figure it out someone you is very deep in thought and has strong feelings about things and has strong emotions

Loraina is the best hugger ever

by The rightful word April 17, 2017

Lorr

Lorr. A girl who loves hard. Maybe a little to hard. She’s sarcastic and most of the time she takes her jokes to far and it hurts people, but she’s just joking and doesn’t realize she’s hurting you so don’t take it seriously. She probably is just showing her affection. If she’s IN LOVE you’ll know. She’s vwry open..probably to open but it’s okay. She’s emotional on the inside, out going on the outside. She’s a true sweet heart, very unique if you even get the chance to meet a Lorr...keep her cause she’s trule amazing.

That girl is so open and sweet must be a Lorr

by Squib November 15, 2017

LOREDANA

She is short, funny, and selfless. She often doesn’t do her hair though and smacks her husband. But they still love her and she loves them.

Something Loredana would say: “Crazy ass kids”

by emmz_2018 October 24, 2019