Kazoo Kid

The dankest meme on the market.
He likes to sing, dance, pretend, and kaaaazzooooooooo.

"I wish I was as dank as Kazoo Kid."

by Swegggggggggggggggggg December 12, 2017

Dumb Kid

An insult used when someone makes a decision you don't agree with.

Patricks a Dumb Kid

by Professor Read June 5, 2018

Sludge Kid

A “Sludge Kid” is a term generally used to describe a fairly indecent human being, typically being male. Factors typically include a guppy face with a stern fat-to-muscle radium of 64%. Sharing many similarities with the infamous boo-boo kid, sludge kids have a lethal toxicity, a result from all of the sunnyd they ingest. Studies suggest that there are approximately 2.5 billion sludge kids today, and rising with a staggering rate.

sludge kid wake up; you’re up to bat!

by JuciGmon July 5, 2019

howell kid

kids from howell, nj who have huge houses, huge schools, and lots of money. they are obsessed with fame and money. there are karens, chads, and a lot more annoying, rich people. the kids there wear chains, louis vuitton, gucci, fenti, etc. most girls/boys 12-15 are soaked with money and are snobs. the schools there are big, they have nice food, elevators and much more. howell kids do tik toks, and they think they are cool. the dads there play golf on sundays have have extreme family barbecues.

martha: *flips hair* why you so obsessed with meee boy i wanna know.. lying that you’re sexting me when everybody knows!!
everyone else: stfu martha ur a freaking howell kid

by howellkids November 25, 2019

Cotton kid

Any kid\Child that was raised in the Northwestern part of Texas.

Blake:"I'm from Lubbock Texas."
Jaren:"That makes you a Cotton kid!"

by TOMDARAK May 2, 2020

Jeans Kid

A person who participates in track & field who forgets their track pants at home, and thus has to wear their school pants (jeans, khakis, etc) to practice. The aforementioned student typically is chastised and harassed throughout the practice as they were "dumb enough not to bring track pants to track practice"

Did hear Ryan forgot his pants?

-- No, he's rocking jeans kid?
He's totally a jeans kid. What an idiot!

by Napski1 August 17, 2020

TikTok kid

A user of TikTok that's under the age of 13 (which is the age required to access the app). Their videos on the platform include "running away from home" videos, "flying fairies", "getting pregnant" (yes) etc. These kids are also known for posting videos with weird filters on and generally unfunny jokes or just typical kids stuff like nerf battles etc. There's also a furry side of these kids who post videos of them dancing in hand-made cardboard fursuit heads which often just look embarrasing. Some of the users still upload lipsync which died off back in the days of Musical.ly or videos of them recording a TV.

Have you seen this TikTok kid's account? Haha, he posts such cringe there, wanna watch?

Sure. Lmao what a kid! Let's scroll down to see more of his videos.

by ttjapnjett September 21, 2020