brain jump

When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"

Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)

by dirty_dog_farmer February 4, 2015

Assassin Jump

1. A normal jump off a ledge

2. A normal jump

3. A fail at doing a ninja jump

He assassin jumped off that ledge at school

I assassin jumped over that box

He assassin jumped over it

by MegaLucario March 5, 2015

Cuddle Jump

Noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in sexual relations

"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."

"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."

by TomSmith13 December 12, 2015

titty jump

The action of flicking a titty.

"Tonight I'm going to titty jump you."

by SMB4 December 26, 2015

thrust jump

When the male jumps on the bed onto dat puss puss

Im thrust jump dat bitch real good

by Tom scan April 6, 2016

Schlong Jump

When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.

Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.

by Dezmuz May 27, 2016

Elf-Jump

When sone one jumps or tackles a person taller or bigger then them.

"He stole Mea's math book!"
"She's gonna elf-jump him I swear. "
"She's so short. "

by $luver$ January 9, 2017