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mike jones 

tight south rapper from texas also a swisha house representa like myself. and for the guy who said how hes a fag and all that stuff about the swishahouse knows he gets fucked in the ass by his dad so he needs 2 shut the fuck up b4 i bust his head opend talkin his sinceless shit when he dont know about anything. fuck off u fagget ass dude u probly 2 busy bein a preppy dumbass.
mike jones, paul wall, and the whole swisha house click is tight fuck the haters especially people who dont know what the fuck there talkin about
mike jones by dj mike April 20, 2005

smarty jones

1. To choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.

2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.

Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.
1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?

2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.
smarty jones by Calico Cal June 5, 2004
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olivia jones

someone who is kind loveable funny super cute and a athlete
olivia jones by andrehatemate February 3, 2017

Cheese Jones

A fictional character of Southport college's First Diploma of Performing arts.
I will nut be in school tommorow, Cheese Jones.
Cheese Jones by john bull May 22, 2003

deadeye jones 

a socom / socom 2 player on the north american server who is some how ranked in the thousands even though the character is rarely seen actually fragging others.
that deadeye jones guy keeps killing me wtf!
deadeye jones by donovan gravlee January 9, 2005

Piglet Jones 

Hes so fat, i call him piglet jones
Piglet Jones by joemes May 1, 2005

Trone Jones

An extreme lose of appetite usually accompanied by loneliness and depression. These feelings are usually caused by some bitch breaking your heart. Usually, these feelings come with a fall from popularity and stardom. These feelings can also be caused by a spell put on by a trone wizard. Sometimes people suffering from these symptoms are known as tronestars, tronedads, and troners. Extreme cases are generally known as the tribal trones.

Verb. Troneing - The act of the trone jones
Guy 1: Dude, I have the trone jones over Amy.
Guy 2: Dude, enough tronin' over that hoe. so what if she fucked the entire basketball team? Let's go drink and get you some strange (See "Getting some strange"). You will forget all about her.
Guy 1: Fo' sho'.
Trone Jones by kuzzi9 February 15, 2010