Jason Statham

When an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, CUT-SCENE to railing out the woman with 80's rock blaring in the background.

dude! you totally jason statham'd that chick last night! Do you even remember her name?

by DadDick1 July 24, 2015

Jason Browning

Amazingly HOT, GORGEOUS, Incredible. The picture of perfection in the male species; uber male. The salt of the earth, wonderous in all things. AWE INSPIRING. Pure perfection.

John: "Someday I hope to be a Jason Browning".
Sally: "When I see a Jason Browning I cream myself".

by Lance the sad man January 10, 2013

Jason Barnas

Jason Barnas is an insult to another person meaning garbage and retarded.

Dude how are you this jason Barnas at life.

by Somerandiboi January 17, 2018

jason lee middle school

A boring school where all the cucks and plebs go to talk about boring drama act cool and do drugs at. The principle doesn’t know what he’s doing and the teachers are the same. The teachers are retarded butt fucks and do jack. All the kids do is act cool and pretend like they have “clout”. If your trying to smash some dumb blonde, Jason lee is the place to go.

Person 1:“Do you go to Jason lee middle school?”
Person 2:“Yea, all I do is wear clout goggles and play fortnite”
Person 1:“Dank”

by BDEATHPUNCH April 7, 2018

Jason Viti

Worst guy you will ever meet plays with u and is a dickhead - from his side hoes

Jason Viti dick

I know right

by Big rocker 69 July 21, 2018

jason abbott

Jason abbott is someone who is cool as fuck he is truly amazing in every way

Jason abbott is a fucking legend

by Junkiejaggingfucker May 19, 2018

Jason Aldean

A male vocalist known as a Country Music artist who is being promoted as a talented singer. His record company hopes to utilize the same mass hypnotism which eventually resulted in the Country audience accepting Kenny Chesney as a talented singer and "star" also.

Like Chesney, Aldean is short in stature and vocal ability; but appears willing to work hard in putting this ruse forth on the public.

Aldean is known for wearing his hat extremely low while displaying several ladies earrings in both ears.

Jason Aldean's modest talent may be observed by listening to singles such as "Laughed Until We Cried."

by ThePointe March 17, 2008