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A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.
Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.
by bsmithers April 13, 2019
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Deanna Jordan

Sophie Your Not Flat Your Deanna Jordan
by Big Bèn June 2, 2019
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Deanna Jordan

Deanna Jordan is an extremely sexy rhino who enjoys to watch kids in her space time
Oh is that Deanna !!

Yh deanna Jordan is always looking at my kids
by Deanna Jordan June 2, 2019
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Jordan Kornreich

yktv “nah bro mook” playin w u but ❌🧢 on my mom foh
Penis penis Grover oh mate ye - Jordan Kornreich in an angry state
by IEF June 6, 2019
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Jordan Berger

A white person who usually laughs at retarted people and makes lots of jokes that are kinda funny but arent at the same time and fights with his mom alot about life problems
He is such a Jordan Berger
by Urban Dictionary May 1, 2018
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jordan little

A hot hunk of junk with cow meat that he got from his daddy alex. he is the second from alex and matches his hot masculinity. Jordan Little is good with his tongue and fast with his fingers. he also fucks the shit out of his chair in his room.
Girl 1: Bitch have you seen Jordan Little naked?
Girl 2: No but I heard his meat is bigger than Alex’s but Alex is still daddy!!!!
by mihhtnbeb January 2, 2020
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jordan betts

child predator that perves on girls that are 13 and when he gets exposed he’s like, oh shit thought she was atleast 16
hey ur pretty cute, don’t tell ranpy boys xo from jordan betts xx
by jordan betts April 12, 2020
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