dead arm jessica

A boss bitch who puts you in a world of pain

MC: ow bro my arm hurts
GSquared: why?
MC: that dead arm Jessica punched me and gave me a dead arm!

by MCFireBlanket February 6, 2017

jessica

see mindslut (also a professional relationship destroyer)

Guy 1: Life is so much less frustrateing when you don't have to deal wit jessica

Guy 2: fuck yea

by u no wht it is January 21, 2008

jessica simpson

jessica simpson is one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace this earth with her presence. newlyweds on mtv has to be the funniest and most awesome show ever to live. jessica simpson has the most beautiful vioce ever so all you bitches who thinks shes a dumbass your really the dumbases you just think because your ugly and cant sing or get yourself and hott boy/girl means you can go off on a girl who can. so stop being jealous and get some plastic surgery.

jessica simpson is my look a like!

by beautifulme! April 4, 2005

Jessitis

Jessitis is a contagious infection which causes people to make severe typos constantly. This can also include autocorrect interfering and ruining your sentences. Such as "rubber fuck" as opposed to "rubber duck" and "ponis" instead of "penis".

Person 1: You sand Grease for me. And Adele.
All: SAND.
Person1: SANG. I HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF JESSITIS.

by ForeverSinging February 25, 2012

jessikha

Jessikha is a very sweet, kind person who loves to laugh and has an amazing sense of humor. She's more artsy than a Jessica because her name is more alternative. Jessikhas tend to be very hipster, and generally love photography, music, and the arts. Jessikhas are great freinds to have, and should be valued and treasured as such

Meghan: "Have you checked out Jessikha's YouTube Channel yet? It's really hilarious and the cinematography is superb!"

by sunriseatdusk June 8, 2016

Jessica

Jessica is an amazing friend and is gorgeous! She has beautiful green/hazel sparkling eyes and dark brown wavy hair. She is very sweet and all the boys have a crush on her. She LOVES to draw and her family is the most important to her. Jessica is very funny and she will make you laugh 24/7! Sometimes she gets annoying but everyone still loves her. If you ever meet a Jessica in your life, never let her go!

Jessica Slays!

by Stephanielol123 May 1, 2018

Jessie

A amazing boyfriend! Everything about him makes you go crazy. He has an amazing personality and he's smart. He's amazing at skating and I don't know what I would do without him. He puts other people's feelings first, he makes me really happy. His flaws are perfect, his voice is dreamy, his hair is beautiful! I love the Sh*t out of this man, he's all I want.

Jessie is a great skater !

by Unknown2509 May 26, 2018