Immolate

To rape or sexually assault a person of the same gender.

The man was alone, Jonny waited untill he walked down the alley and nobody was around. He knocked the man out and then immolated him.

by Johnny Johnson Jr December 24, 2008

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Immaculata High School

Basically the most hated and despicable high school in Somerset County (Basking ridge and Bridgewater-raritan high school are a close 2nd and 3rd), this institution is a terrible place that well off parents send little Johnny and Sally to to make them and their kids try to feel superior to the 'inferior' kids that go to public schools. However, Immaculata is actually a poor educational facility that sets their students up for failure later in life despite being promised a higher education level. The sports teams are worse than something you would dig out of the Meadowlands at low tide, just straight dumpster fire. The athletes go to Immaculata on false hopes that they'll be more likely to be recruited than if they had gone to public school. The football team is laden with controversy like in 2013 when an assistant coach was caught doing very Sandusky-esque things with the players which brought on chants from rival schools like "Don't drop the Soap!" as they brandished shower caps and soap bars attached to rope. When kids go to this school they are expected to cut off all ties from their former friends and become straight a-holes. No one likes this place.

Public School Kid 1: "Do you remember Johnny?"
Public School Kid 2: "Yeah, he was a cool kid, I haven't seen him since he went to Immaculata High School."
Public School Kid 1: "I saw him yesterday and he's a total dick now, like he acted like he was so much better than me."
Public School Kid 2: "Damn, that's a real shame. He had so much potential and just ruined it by attending that garbage pit of a school."

by MartyMcWiseguy October 8, 2016

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Immoral Vaccination

When high-income countries with high vaccination rates would almost have to beg or coax their citizens to get their third booster shots rather than giving or selling their surplus or hoarded vaccines to developing nations, where the people long to get jabbed.

Nations guilty of immoral vaccination only agree to donate their near-expiry vaccines to desperate pro-Western developing countries, or decide to practice “dose sharing” with another developed country that has a low vaccination rate and a low supply of Western vaccines.

by MathPlus September 4, 2021

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Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.

*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

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