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hooker with a penis

the l33tness, a player beyond players, the mad note. "I go unseen..."
Hooker with a Penis <bawlz> will beat the shit out of Smilez any day of da week!!!!
by AlienwareCrzy <bawlz> May 30, 2003
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Happy Hooker Heels

When playing pictionary, Jess drew a smiley face and high heels. Leah guessed, "Hooker heels?" while I asked, "Happy hooker heels?". Now they have become an inside joke within our group of friends. We gotta have our hooker heels!
by Steps April 11, 2005
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dirty ass pirate hooker

so listen, its basically a grime who likes to grime out all her friends and likes index fingers in her butt while she grimes her loser blink 182 wanna be hebrew boyfriend. pirate hookers typically have big ass mouths that are used primarily for the perfection of the art of fellatio, this is a high priority of the "daph". They also have massive booties, like pirates, but are also endowed with massive titties, not like pirates. In essence, they are grimes, with the addition of the hitherto information, as well as reminding you strangely of your mother, minus the love of fellatio.
That girl leslie, she is just a dirty ass pirate hooker, my finger was stuck in her butt for three hours and she wouldn't stop giving me dome, i'm so waterlogged i needed to blowdry my prick.
by Albert Henneman January 15, 2008
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Hooker

A term of affection referring to your good friends...love
No matter what, you'll always be my hooker.
by roughed up February 5, 2010
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Hookerface

Someone with the face of a hooker. You see their face and immediately want to pay them for sex.
I was walking down the hall and saw Destiny's hookerface, which made me want to pay her for sex.
by Mer.Mil March 1, 2012
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hotface hooker

A person with an attractive face who utilities there chocha for personal gain.
Becky was such a hotface hooker for sleeping with my next door neighbor.
by maggiemoooo October 4, 2010
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Hooger bangin'

A way to tell a friend they have a booger hangin' in hopes of saving them from embarassment.
Here's a tissue, you've got a hooger bangin'.
by Lynlee4 August 25, 2008
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