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home knocker 

When one masturbates so hard and so fast that his bed knocks against his walls.
Leo was such a home knocker that his bed made a hole in his bedroom wall. Boy oh boy were his parents angry.

home nudist 

Someone who is occasionally/always nude only inside of their home.
Beth is a home nudist because she does errands with no clothes on inside of her house.
home nudist by Boop King November 2, 2014

work from home 

It should've been like working in between breaks from life but it is rather living in between breaks from work
I'm stuck in work from home, can't talk WhatsApp only.
work from home by corporate_trash November 9, 2020

homeowner 

A pimp (esp. a man) who earns their income not by dealing members of the opposite sex, but members of the same sex (eg. other men).

Often used as a derogatory term to imply that someone is so gay that they may as well be a gay spokesperson.
That shirt makes you look like such a homeowner.
homeowner by Jilhad September 18, 2006

The light is on but nobody is home 

A common phrase used to refer to someone who's perception is very, very slow. An imbacil for example. Someone who just can't understand.
A: Excuse me, what time is it?
B: Time for you to go home and play with soap!
A: But my mom will be angry if I waste soap?!
B: The light is on but nobody is home
C: Kalevet!!!

nursing home 

A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.
Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."