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Holy Shirt

A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.

Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.
Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!

Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!

Example 2:

Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!

My mom: What?

Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.
by Patata con leche November 11, 2017
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holy bitch cunt

when u get mad and don’t know what to say
thot: i cheated on u
me: holy bitch cunt
thot:what
me:fuck u cunt
by eatmebootynigganh May 19, 2018
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Holy Canoli

A common exclamation used as a substitute for Holy Shit to describe an exiting, ridiculous or unbelievable event. It's a very popular amongst those who avoid cursing. It's similar to other curse word substitutes like Holy Cow or Holy Schnikes .
Holy Canoli did you see that one-handed touchdown catch to win the game?
by Professor Dino February 27, 2018
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Holy Gucamole

a cleaner word for saying "HOLY SHIT!' read below for example in sentence
friend: Hey i just won the lottery!
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!
friend: Luck.
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE DID YOU GET LUCK FROM YOUR BIRTH?
friend: no mate
me: WHAT THE HELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME "MATE"
friend: thats what we are, mates.
me: shut the motherfucking holy gucafuckingmoly!!!
friend: fuck you bitch nigga ass cock

and that kids, your friends will now hate you.
by WembzYT April 4, 2018
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Holy Fuckskins

A really annoying person who is typically referred to as a navysealjack and sucks often said by kids who are in relationships and also is a word of anger
Holy fuckskins that squeaker is an aimbot hacker
by Thiccrickstoleyourgirl October 4, 2018
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Holy Fuck Moment

The "Holy Fuck Moment", coined by Craig Sibley, is a phrase used when you suddenly realize how amazing being alive is.
Like stopping on the side of the road just because that mountain was cool, and saying "Holy Fuck". A good chance to talk about positive things in your life and share with others :).
Guy 1: man, I had the coolest Holy Fuck Moment the other day
Guy 2: Oh, awesome! what was it?
Guy 1: I was on my way to work this morning and the fog came down on the mountains and looked super cool. I really appreciated it.
Guy 2: That's awesome dude!
by *Dingledick* November 9, 2018
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Holy Ricardo

A certain tik tok that should be awarded a prize for best tik tok
Dude1:Hey have you seen Holy Ricardo?
Dude2:Yes I have, It should be awarded a prize for best tik tok.
Dude1:Yeah.
by Fuck me in my gay ass May 1, 2019
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