Skip to main content

yard gnome

Passive or lazy person smoking a pipe but otherwise doing nothing.
Chris said he won't help sweep the shop because "he makes too much dust". He'd rather just smoke his pipe and stand around. What a yard gnome.
by UCSteve November 4, 2009
mugGet the yard gnome mug.

Velroy Gomez

You're such a Velroy Gomez
by Matthew Salem is a fucking jew January 20, 2021
mugGet the Velroy Gomez mug.
Related Words

Sienna Gomez

A 17 year old tiktoker, she is a very sweet girl with a bubbly personality and she’s currently dating Jack Wright. Known for spreading positivity and helping people become more comfortable in their own body. Sienna Gomez is also a YouTuber. She’s by far one of the most beautiful people inside and outside I’ve seen, and the only tiktoker that isn’t a basic white girl with no personality.
Dude 1 Damn did you see Sienna Gomezs newest TikTok?
Dude 2 Yeah I love her! I’d totally smash 😩
by jajajajasana March 16, 2021
mugGet the Sienna Gomez mug.

Gomez

The following definitions apply:

1. The non-medical definition of a Gomer.
2. A person who troils internet forums for satisfaction in his own personal life.
3. One who is generally hated.
4. A whinging, moaning, serial hypocrite.
5. Someone with no respect for anyone else but themselves
Newcomers (and long term serial offenders) need to understand the etiquette when it comes to posting. When some fool is crapping on about his eBay bodykit in a thread on suspension, everyone loses out. Searches turn to shit when you find that Tein hood damper thread chock full of two wankers rabbiting on about their tandoori scented air fresheners.

Heckle and Jeckle are magpies. Magpies can make a loud annoying racket. Magpies are a part of nature, but that doesn't mean you can't hit them with the odd crossbow bolt when they become annoying.

Gomez out.
by MothmanProphecies September 24, 2007
mugGet the Gomez mug.

gnomeh

little midget that thinks he's cool and shit,and he eats crap every day.
Gnomeh is a fucking ass.
by Bonez September 28, 2003
mugGet the gnomeh mug.

Gomery

A lazy ass who somehow manages to get others to do everything for him without the others realising.
Can be manipulative if not getting their own way and is prone to sulking if out of the Gomery comfort zone (i.e. the sofa).
'What are you doing tonight?'
Smiling obliviously 'Oh im going round to the Gomery's to sweep floors and give him a blow job'
by Wised_up February 25, 2009
mugGet the Gomery mug.

trash gnome

The trash gnome is the selected person, out of a group that sits together for lunch, that throws everyone's trash away. Currently an in-joke between a few people... you know who you are.

The position of Trash Gnome should be considered as a trade-off; you have the Holy Privelege of eating lunch with us (although we hate you!) provided that you throw out all our trash.

Also known as Trash Fairy, Trash Elf, Trash Nazi.
Me: Shivam, YOU'RE the trash gnome! <a strong-handed push of the large trash can commonly found in our school>

Him: No, I don't want to be the trash gnome <push of trash can back to me> - now give me a dollar or you get ketchup all over yourself.
by aleclair April 17, 2006
mugGet the trash gnome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email