by Burgher December 29, 2006
Get the beer garden mug.A sentence that when read, causes unintentional confusion because the reader thinks it means one thing when actual meaning is different from reader's said meaning.
James: I'll never get this report on "Why English is butchered" done.
Robert: James, time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas.
James: Will you stop using that gibberish?, Everybody knows that neither fruit nor bananas fly.
Robert: For someone who's a an English major, you know nothing about garden path sentences.
James: I should've known.
Robert: James, time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas.
James: Will you stop using that gibberish?, Everybody knows that neither fruit nor bananas fly.
Robert: For someone who's a an English major, you know nothing about garden path sentences.
James: I should've known.
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by Dead_Pool January 3, 2015
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It fucking sucks
So, imma divide by boys and girls sorry non binary
Girls:
they love that sweet sweet gossip and drama, and most of them are vsco girls, k-pop fan girls, trying-to-be-ghetto girls, actual-ghetto girls, the magnet, orchestra asian girls (there’s surprisingly a lot of them at my school), uwu-y, and the ones who lost their virginity. The less common ones are the emos/goths, memey, athletics, preppy, and the NORMAL ones. I am a girl myself and we fight alot and 9/10, they stay at war with each other and never become friends and ruin each other’s lives by rumors/gossip. basically it’s shit. and the 8th/7th grader dudes always wanna bang u.
Boys: they’re too prev honestly (most of them, not all). they always talk about jerking off and boners and sex, etc. i’m friends with some of these boys and they never want to do that with me (so whew). they can be memey, but the dank ones. then there’s the gangster/ghetto ones. they’re the ones who actually fuck girls in school and leave around the used condoms everywhere. nasty actually. and they always act all hood and stuff. then there are the nerds/magnet. they’re WAY less disgusting and they honestly have no interest in sex, just school (yay :D). then the weird ones. they never shut up and they talk about usually concering stuff. the normal ones are slim to none of just existing. but atleast when they fight, they make up with each other in 5 min or less
so yeah, 7th graders kinda suck
It fucking sucks
So, imma divide by boys and girls sorry non binary
Girls:
they love that sweet sweet gossip and drama, and most of them are vsco girls, k-pop fan girls, trying-to-be-ghetto girls, actual-ghetto girls, the magnet, orchestra asian girls (there’s surprisingly a lot of them at my school), uwu-y, and the ones who lost their virginity. The less common ones are the emos/goths, memey, athletics, preppy, and the NORMAL ones. I am a girl myself and we fight alot and 9/10, they stay at war with each other and never become friends and ruin each other’s lives by rumors/gossip. basically it’s shit. and the 8th/7th grader dudes always wanna bang u.
Boys: they’re too prev honestly (most of them, not all). they always talk about jerking off and boners and sex, etc. i’m friends with some of these boys and they never want to do that with me (so whew). they can be memey, but the dank ones. then there’s the gangster/ghetto ones. they’re the ones who actually fuck girls in school and leave around the used condoms everywhere. nasty actually. and they always act all hood and stuff. then there are the nerds/magnet. they’re WAY less disgusting and they honestly have no interest in sex, just school (yay :D). then the weird ones. they never shut up and they talk about usually concering stuff. the normal ones are slim to none of just existing. but atleast when they fight, they make up with each other in 5 min or less
so yeah, 7th graders kinda suck
i don’t really have an example, sorry, im not good at explaining shit. don’t wanna confuse u guys
7th grader: omg drama is so cool
7th grader: omg drama is so cool
by lame_wannabe_emo_here September 22, 2019
Get the 7th grader mug.Garden City is a town on Long Island in the middle of Nassau County.
They are described to be Roman Catholic caucasians and most are thought to be rich, stuck up snobs. Well I'm going to say a little less than 3/4 of that town are stuck up. The rest are actually fairly nice and considerate people.
Despite what others think Garden City does have a few people who are not caucasian. There are a few Asians, African Americans, and Hispainic people who live in Garden City.
Garden City is amazingly good at sports. I'm sorry to say but Garden City breeds lacrosse players. At least 90% of the town plays lacrosse. 8% of those who dont play lacrosse play another sport or sports. Only about 2% of the town doesn't play sports.
The Garden City schools are known for their good grades. Opposite of the majorities belief, the students of both middle and high school work hard to revieve those grades. They still party but before they go out and get drunk and high they study. Not everyone in that town can get a scholarship or get their 'daddy' to pay. Oh and they don't call their fathers daddy, they call them dad. Like the rest of us. They are some that need to study and to get good grades. Over half of the students are in advanced classes.
The high school does not look like a bently showroom. It looks like a parking lot. People in that town do drive cars that aren't expensive. Half the cars in the parking are used trucks or small cars from the 90's. Not everyone has a cool car. They just have a car.
Oh and to all of you who think everything in Garden City is pretty, peaceful, and preppy, i shall tell you otherwise because there are metalheads in Garden City. There are people who don't like their lives who live in Garden City. There are non rich people who live in Garden City. The live in apartments but they live in Garden City.
Last but not least, there is a very big rivalry between Manhasset and Garden City. Garden City is better but i don't to say anything else.
I hope you realize that Garden City is more than just riches and preps.
They are described to be Roman Catholic caucasians and most are thought to be rich, stuck up snobs. Well I'm going to say a little less than 3/4 of that town are stuck up. The rest are actually fairly nice and considerate people.
Despite what others think Garden City does have a few people who are not caucasian. There are a few Asians, African Americans, and Hispainic people who live in Garden City.
Garden City is amazingly good at sports. I'm sorry to say but Garden City breeds lacrosse players. At least 90% of the town plays lacrosse. 8% of those who dont play lacrosse play another sport or sports. Only about 2% of the town doesn't play sports.
The Garden City schools are known for their good grades. Opposite of the majorities belief, the students of both middle and high school work hard to revieve those grades. They still party but before they go out and get drunk and high they study. Not everyone in that town can get a scholarship or get their 'daddy' to pay. Oh and they don't call their fathers daddy, they call them dad. Like the rest of us. They are some that need to study and to get good grades. Over half of the students are in advanced classes.
The high school does not look like a bently showroom. It looks like a parking lot. People in that town do drive cars that aren't expensive. Half the cars in the parking are used trucks or small cars from the 90's. Not everyone has a cool car. They just have a car.
Oh and to all of you who think everything in Garden City is pretty, peaceful, and preppy, i shall tell you otherwise because there are metalheads in Garden City. There are people who don't like their lives who live in Garden City. There are non rich people who live in Garden City. The live in apartments but they live in Garden City.
Last but not least, there is a very big rivalry between Manhasset and Garden City. Garden City is better but i don't to say anything else.
I hope you realize that Garden City is more than just riches and preps.
A person takes a survey of 8 random people to see where they live:
Prep says, "I live in Garden City."
Metalhead says, "I live in Garden City."
Black says, "I live in Garden City."
Hispainic says, "I live in Garden City."
Asian says, "I live in Garden City."
Normal person says, "I live in Garden City."
Sports player says, "I live in Garden City."
Scholar says, "I live in Garden City."
Prep says, "I live in Garden City."
Metalhead says, "I live in Garden City."
Black says, "I live in Garden City."
Hispainic says, "I live in Garden City."
Asian says, "I live in Garden City."
Normal person says, "I live in Garden City."
Sports player says, "I live in Garden City."
Scholar says, "I live in Garden City."
by I'm trying to fix the wrong May 16, 2009
Get the Garden City mug.Cannot touch this school. We constantly pick fights with people; we have a kid who is exgirlfriend with a mexican and is still a pimp (Mike T). We have kid who cannot see shit with out his glasses (Nardo a kid whose belimic and cannot see with out his glasses.) Kids who have mastered insults and who never loses a bet (tighe) A colorblind kid whose good at sports (Nuts) A kid with 7 kids in his family (Joey). A kid whose good at karate and karate chopped an apple in a food fight (Dan) A kid who hangs out with a ton of girls but will not get with one..Just messing (maxie) A kid who sings and has ADD (Dagit) A kid whose lithuanian and has a cirsumsision problem, whose got white hair, is scared of everybody gets beat up at least 3 times a day, is friends with ed Kirby, and is owned by Tad (virgus)The mizz is apart of our class in our hearts even though he is at public school. A kid with a beautiful mole on his left cheek. THen a school goes straight down hill, we have a bunch of little uncordinated 7th graders in our school and our girls well enough said.
by Mike March 15, 2005
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