Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.

"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....

by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025

Goober

Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.

“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)

by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025

goobermaxxing

the act of being as silly as possible in day to day life.

person 1: what have you been doing lately.

person 2: I have been goobermaxxing(does something silly).

by mr.nugget2077 January 29, 2026

Goob

While little is data has been collected at this time philosophers describe (Goob) as a viscus build up of a mysterious solid mass. Located generally in the sub-cockle region of the lower antenna. When released if not properly dispossessed of, (Goob) in some cases has been known to cause malformations in neurotypical practices. (Goob) when left alone and a warm dank environment has been shown to not die off and rather continue cell division at rapid rates forming a fetal like abomination sent by god to punish us. (Goob) is best known to thrive in tube socks, cardboard boxes labeled Henny, waded up toilet paper and jars containing plastic figures of horses with horns.

Girl: did you just fucking Goob in me without even asking!

Henny: AHH fuck!,it was burning

by The goob man February 4, 2026

Goobalichious

A word I made up. It means quite literally anything, really. However, its mainly focused on an adjective, meaning someone who is late on memes, such as a YT Shorts user.

These Youtube Shorts users are so goobalichious man, am I right?

by McShartington08 February 6, 2026

Goober mouth

A felacious women that sucks your dick while you're on the toilet taking a shit

Last night I goober mouthed that bitch and she loved it

by mdubdabsdubs February 17, 2026

goob job you awesom

tha mean you do goob job

A: "Look at this thingy i made"
B: "goob job you awesom"

by Feeeeesh March 3, 2026