cooch-goose

Commonly deemed as someone who flocks to a group of females who are obviously taken in order mate; this usually happens at bars or parties.

Guy 1: Dude, that guy is surrounded by girls.
Guy 2: Yeah, what a cooch-goose. He's totally cockblocking the guys in the group.

by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008

Misfit Goose

One who often finds himself in predicaments and dilemmas and just doesn't really belong with the other geese because of his ridiculous behavior.

Adam Mills is a misfit goose.

by the island of misfit toys March 29, 2010

Virtual Goose

A respectable gentleman of the internet. A Virtual Goose is neither aggressive nor insulting on forums and games alike. A VG will often take to wearing cloths suited to a formal occasion even when in a casual setting. A Virtual Goose is "like a sir".

He's such a Virtual Goose
He dances like a VG
He's a Virtual Goose, such a gent.

by Virtual Goose June 21, 2012

dutch goose

When performing oral sex on a male you "goose" their anus with your pinky repeatedly, but never fully penetrating the anus.

I feel relieved, but my anus is sore after that Dutch goose

by Nasty Nancy January 25, 2014

Double Ghosted

Double Ghosted:

When two people ghost each other simultaneously.

"Hey Alex, did you hear about Becky and Sam's date?"

"No, what happened?"

"Turns out they double ghosted each other."

by kznutt64 February 24, 2021

Silly goose juice

Homosexual ejaculate

By the end of the film session, roberts face was covered in silly goose juice

by Pml534 September 15, 2022

bambi and goose

Bambi and Goose names given to 2 hot chicks that everyone is jealous of and wishes they could be. Side effects of seing these two foxes is boners and shortness of breath.
Most often times, bambi's and gooses are freakishly alike (in ways that they both believe they are genius's but are both in actuality dumber than bricks) and hunt after the same prey (love the same boys sometimes). The goose in the 'bambi-goose' relationship, is more likely to be jealous of the bambi because, after all, everyone loves bambi most. But in the end, the Bambi and Goose are inseparable and will always be friends.

Boy 1: dude, who are those two smokin chicks?
Boy 2: man, those arn't chicks, that's bambi and goose.
Boy 1: what's that supposed to mean.
Boy 2: It means, they give you boners when they look at you
Boy 1: ohhhh so that explains it....

by sexyBambi March 14, 2010