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Crotch Goblin

1. Pubic Lice

2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws

4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.

2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.

3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
by xxxShadowFatexxx December 28, 2005
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Goblin biddin

A retard, inparticulary who cant seem to shut up because he/she is too busy striving for attention.

def 2: A dumb fuck who wipes the raid.
person : " Kyle you fucking Goblin biddin stop talking about the Drinks "

ex 2 :
Raider : "Gosh dammit biddin you are just stupid as hell"

Biddin : " its not my fault "
by stupid as hell June 21, 2008
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Disgusting goblin freak

You sure you don't feel like a disgusting goblin freak? Because.... You are that. Hopefully you die soon.
Hey, disgusting goblin freak, you want to do me a favor and kill the whore and the retard and your kids and yourself. Because if you don't I'm going to have to and, let's face it, mine is the only life involved that is worth anything.... You would be doing everyone else a favor by doing it and the end result is almost the same either way.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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Crotch Goblin

A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.
Today my crotch goblin must of been hungry because he cleaned my dick cheese really well.
by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021
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A person who wears glasses and looks like they have googly eyes and look like a goblin and smell farts
Person 1 "Is that house made out of concrete?"
Person 2 "It's not made out of lego bricks you Specky googly eyed goblin fart sniffer"
by KristianPlayzGamez November 21, 2021
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Goblin King

The Unholy Terror of the PVP Forum's Working Class.
Watch it or Goblin King will Post his Slash Fic in your thread!
by The Adventurer January 18, 2004
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Bush Goblin

A goblin who jumps out of the bushes and mugs you at night. He may try to get some pussy while hes at it.
"I was walking home, and a bush goblin jumped out and took my shit. He may have raped me a little. I guess I was asking for it."
by Abbottbeast March 20, 2010
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