escape goat

Someone flirted with, obsessed over and generally courted by a person in a relationship they want to get out of in the hope that it will give them the courage and will to leave.

Jennifer was John's escape goat when he couldn't bring himself to leave Caroline.

by Esther Schillinger April 18, 2007

goat

hot, tall, men from ireland with killer accents. also known to have a beercan

Yo did you check out the beercan on that goat?

by widdlebunny September 21, 2005

goatard

a man who never miss

did you heated abt goatard?
yes he's so seggsy and he pull everyone omg, he rule all the anime tiktok and he never miss

by goatard March 22, 2021

goat-faced

Having a tired, haggard face, usually the result of too much cocaine use.

"Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."

by rockemsockemblowbots October 28, 2007

Goat Powder

1. An anti-febrifuge, concoted by tincture of ovine urine triple distilled, condensed and crystalised over a twelve year period on top of a mountain somewhere, for the purposes of having a life.

2. Archaeologist jargon for fucking the evidence.

3. Someone who has no life.

1. "Wanna buy some goat-powder, sonny?"

2. "This context change proves the saxon theory"

"There is no context change; you're making goat powder"

3. "Phil is so boring, he's goat powder".

by Captain Pugwasher November 18, 2009

Goat Cleaner

A person who thinks they are king shit but in all reality, will just end up cleaning goats in nigeria for pennies a day.

Wow he is such a fucking goat cleaner!

by tm1234567 September 26, 2012

gloatation

To stunt or showboat one's accomplishments.

My gloatation for the day is that I moved in 100 people in under 60 days!

by HWC October 3, 2012