Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.
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Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.
Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.
Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
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Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
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