Syna-goggles

On Yom Kippur, when people at Temple services look more attractive because your vision is blurred due to fasting for the Jewish day of atonement.
(Bros at shul)
“Dude, when did Talia get super hot?”
“Bruh, you got syna-goggles BAD, she’s 80 years old!”
by whatuplur October 05, 2022
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Kleen Goggles

Kleen goggles: The latest and strangest trend in intimacy where you take a pair of goggles, fill them with urine, and place them over your partner's eyes. This daring move guarantees a 'golden' perspective on your relationship, ensuring you both see things in a whole new, albeit questionable, light. Perfect for those who love to push boundaries and redefine the meaning of 'seeing eye to eye.'
"After a few too many drinks, Mark suggested trying out Kleen goggles, but Sarah was not amused by the idea."
"Last night was wild; we even experimented with Kleen goggles. Let's just say it was a one-time thing."
"John thought he'd spice things up with Kleen goggles, but ended up sleeping on the couch instead."
"For our anniversary, Jake surprised me with a pair of Kleen goggles. I’m still trying to process if that's a good thing or not."
"During the party, someone dared us to try Kleen goggles. Needless to say, it became the talk of the night."
by Deeboh46 July 31, 2024
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Focus Goggles

Unlike beer goggles, these goggles allow individuals have the mindset and accuracy of a well trained sharp shooter.
"Coach wants us to soak it in for a little bit but we still have a mission and a goal.....we gotta get our focus goggles on and focus on saturday"
-#2 Sharp Shooter and Rocket Guard
by FocussedRocket April 01, 2011
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Hot goggles

When you cum in both eyes of the girl you are having sexual intercourse with.
I gave that girl the hot goggles last night.
by FunkyDefs December 02, 2024
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Fireball Goggles

Similar to beer googles except much more dangerous. Consumption of too much fireball can cause physically unattractive persons to appear beautiful.
I had a major case of fireball Goggles last night...and wound up having sex with some troll.
by ncase23 April 12, 2016
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'bury goggles

When you've been hanging around dudes for so long that any female seems incredibly attractive.
Ben's been at the bury for 3 months straight. His 'bury goggles are probably inches thick.
by FuckCrabGuy June 22, 2018
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Squidward Goggles

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose
Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.
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