Noun. Guru Goggles are not physical. They are metaphorical, and refer to the way in which people become devoted to a charismatic authority figure (like a guru). It refers to the level of intensity to which people become focused on, or attracted to, a guru, beyond anything else; which relate to spiritual bypassing and pathological altruism. The harder someone is attached to a guru, the stronger, we can say, the prescription of their guru goggles, is.
The prescription of his "guru goggles" is too strong. He can't see that the guy is a really bad. No matter what you say, he won't change his mind.
by psdmccartney September 30, 2018
Get the Guru Gogglesmug. When you go ice skating with someone, take a hockey stick and sweep their legs out. You drop your drawers and T-bag them so your nutz shield their eyes from the lights.
by NASTY69696969 March 5, 2024
Get the hockey gogglemug. The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.
M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.
S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.
S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012
Get the Emotional beer gogglesmug. A term used by enlisted in the military: When a Soldier/Marine (normally E4 and below) has been in the field for so long that every female they see appears attractive to them.
Pvt Piles: “Man have you seen Specialist Jones???… I never realized how hot she is until now.”
Pfc Brown: “No way bro you need to take off your field goggles.”
Pfc Brown: “No way bro you need to take off your field goggles.”
by Y-U-Doo-Dat?23 May 7, 2023
Get the Field Gogglesmug. derived from the term google-oggling, which refers to the act of oggling stuff people google.
It is mostly used in the depths of IRC channels, but has recently made it's way to the surface as a mainstream phrase.
It is mostly used in the depths of IRC channels, but has recently made it's way to the surface as a mainstream phrase.
by Hexbomber January 5, 2011
Get the gogglingmug. by show pony 1 September 12, 2006
Get the green gogglesmug. Similar to beer googles except much more dangerous. Consumption of too much fireball can cause physically unattractive persons to appear beautiful.
by ncase23 June 13, 2016
Get the Fireball Gogglesmug.