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Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser

A second cousin to the VBF and Flaming Poo, zeë Germans use this phrase to describe poo baked in a private place, placed in a bag with Alpaca placentas, lit on fire, and placed on a doorstep. Once doorbell is rung, wild stomping on the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser provides amusement and bemusement depending on one's perspective.
When Adam placed the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser on Mr. Stanfield's doorstep and saw the look of bemusement followed by wild stomping, he shrieked with a shrill, ear piercing laughter and returned to his cave to plan the next prank.
by ryanholt99 May 8, 2010
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futz

Futz you!
by Miss Agreeable May 23, 2004
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future shop

A waste of time and money, A Pakistani hangout, See pakis
I have too much money! What do I do with it? Go to Future Shop!
by Dustin Wilcox January 15, 2004
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Futher Mucker

When an individual afflicted with diarrhea has their anus tickled with a feather.
"Dude you were in the bathroom all day yesterday- feeling any better?"

"Not really, but if I'm lucky maybe my girl will give me a rad futher mucker tonight!"
by Zombiebucket October 17, 2009
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Futon

A word that when spoken with a slight french accent gives the same appeal as the word 'Sex'.... Or even 'Sexy'
Ollie: Oooo j'adore futon

Becki: Mmmm you're overly futony
by Beckiiiiiii August 10, 2010
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futher mucker

Same as above, commonly used in Insane Clown Posse lyrics.
My chins in an old man's backyard
I gotta sneak through his yard
To find the futher mucker
And he's got a pitbull dog
And it's sitting on my chin like a frog on a log
I throw a bone to try to distract
Cuz I'm wanting my chinny-chin-chin back
by xJUGGLAx October 16, 2006
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Futurama

An animated show that was cancelled by FOX and moved to Adult Swim that is for some reason always compared to Family Guy (because they're fighting for time slots on Adult Swim) and The Simpsons (because they were created by the same guy).
by Newbia April 28, 2004
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