fucktard

You. Yes, you. Don't worry, I know you can't help it.

You my friend, are a bit of a fucktard.

by Moist. July 6, 2007

fucktard

supporters of KMT, people who are fond of the color blue and horses, people who are proud of their unwillingness to use their brain

I want to vote for Ma!

Are you a fucktard?

by inspiration October 9, 2007

Fucktacular

see fucklarious

what did i just fucking say

by Jebus December 10, 2002

Fucktard

Fuck=sexual intercourse.

Retard=person with very low IQ who is often clueless about many things

Fucktard= Person who is a clueless retard at sexual intercourse, performing terribly.

"I thought that guy would be a great lay, but he was such a fucktard! He blew his load in ten seconds, and vomited all over me afterwards!"

by Gumby Wrestler December 6, 2007

fucktard

A person who sprains a part of their body as a result of assanine handstands.

That girl is such a fucktard, she fell doing a handstand the other day and now she's on crutches.

by Palmingo April 22, 2006

Fucktard

Someone really stupid.

Ryan: 2+2 = 4
Jesse: Stfu you FUCKTARD

by Shrt August 21, 2007

Fucktard

Fucktard - someone who likes to fuck retards

Oh man, Ieuan slept with that disabled girl, he's such a fucktard

by SteveBuscmei October 25, 2007