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foreskin mountain

a place in jerusalem where all the skins cut off the penises are, the mountain is about 10ft tall, and people occasionally have picnics on top of it
"You gonna ask Lesely out?"
"Yeah man, ima take her to foreskin mountain."
by geoffrykins December 19, 2013
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Term used to describe a person with excessive acne on their face or other extremities.
Oh man! Her face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.
by Cheesester October 24, 2008
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Amazonian Rain Forest

Densely overgrown pubic bush that is impenetrable and exudes extreme humidity. May harbour unusual or exotic flora and fauna. May be found in some lesbian communities, Appalachian hillbillies, Russian shotputters,female Sasquatch, adrenogenital syndrome and bearded dwarves.
"Hey Chuck how did you go with that Sasquatch last night"
"Real bad. I got stuck in her Amazonian Rain Forest for 12 hours and had to do the angry lawnmower to get out"
by argusm June 8, 2007
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foreskin core

Someone who is not a nice person to others.
Everybody has life issues, stress and bad shit happen, but it is not a license to be a foreskin core.
by Normando May 6, 2006
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Foreskin Teleportation

The word "Foreskin Teleportation" can be used in many ways, but it has two common usages to this date, The first usage is to get to another destination with out being seen in a weird manner, and the second usage is to prepare for something big like sexual intercourse. The two creators have never been sighted since the "World Willy Tour" and are suspected to be creating a secret foreskin and willy army far, far away in the Great willy castle.
"Matt and Marvin used the foreskin teleportation to prepare themselves for the world willy tour"
by Matt Hiscock November 27, 2004
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Nottingham Forest fans

Masochists with no taste who support a crap football team (that's "soccer", for any yanks reading this), who call Derby fans sheep shaggers cos they're jealous cos they've all got no dicks and so can't shag anything.

see also wanker.
Nottingham, are you listening,
to the song that we're singing,
we're walking along,
singing this song,
shitting on Forest as we go-o-o
(song heard at Derby County matches)

We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We are the Forest haters!
(ditto)

Two, one, four, three, five
Once I caught a fish alive
Six seven eight nine ten
Then Derby fucked us up again
Why did they fuck us up?
Because we don't have any nuts
Why do you have no nuts?
Cos we fuck donkeys up their butts
(song heard at Nottingham Forest matches, sung by Forest fans)
by Derby fan April 20, 2004
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