fastibation

Masterbating at great haste.

I only had 5 minutes so I decided to fastibate.

by vectus October 27, 2003

Fasty

pulling a fasty - (phrase) - taking a crap in the yard (front or back) instead of using the toilet (like a regular human)

My friend was kicked out of his house, i offered him a place in own place. He precedes to pull a fasty by defecating outside instead of using the toulet like a regular human.

by screamformebitch November 23, 2011

rink and fasty

the jamaican patois version of rudeness.

Philip's reaction towards authoratative figures was rink and fasty.

by childofleroy September 11, 2003

fastly

Quickly; speedily; rapidly.

23yrold3yrold is a name that is difficult to type fastly.

by Voice of Tango December 18, 2003

fasting ouch

a burp (sounding somewhat ouch..)due to long time fasting/state of hunger etc...

i have not eaten anything since morning , and its now 10 pm, and the belches are coming from empty stomach , i know these are fasting ouch(s)

by anonymous February 18, 2010

fastpass noob

Refers to visitors at any Disney Theme Park. Essentially either a disney visitor who doesn't use fastpasses or poorly organizes their schedule to result in the use of foolish fastpass decisions. Also for people who use fastpasses on rides where it is completely unnecessary, such as the stitch ride or any show.

Wow, look at those fastpass noobs. They just got a fastpass for buzz lightyear when it has a 10 minute wait and space mountain has a 60 minute wait.

by Rapta dude March 30, 2010

fastfood orgy

the act of combing the poster items from multiple fast food places

I bought a big mac, whopper, 5 layer beefy bean burrito but i only have 5 minutes left on break... I guess its time for the fastfood orgy

by foodguy June 16, 2010