A kid born of culturally snobby parents who wears shirts of bands they don't even have the mental capacity to listen to yet in order to make their parents feel like they've given birth to something cool.
by mcmorgan13 February 3, 2010
Get the Bib Dylan mug.A man with an abnormally large penis, formerly known as a monster cock.
Dylan Pohl's penis also tames all the bitches, including some men.
One of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around.
In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach.
His middle name is commonly known as "HasABig"
To be a Dylan Pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% cock, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
Dylan Pohl's penis also tames all the bitches, including some men.
One of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around.
In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach.
His middle name is commonly known as "HasABig"
To be a Dylan Pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% cock, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
"Did you see Dylan Pohl's huge penis?"
"It was totally dragging behind him!"
"You can't handle the girth"
"I almost got 1/4 of his head in my mouth"
"That's more than me!!"
"It was totally dragging behind him!"
"You can't handle the girth"
"I almost got 1/4 of his head in my mouth"
"That's more than me!!"
by DrowningJesus April 8, 2013
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by Whitepower1029 June 6, 2016
Get the dylan barger mug.“Oooh Dylan” is a phrase you resort to saying after watching your friend spend years simping his way into being cuckolded
Dylan wanted to impress Nicole by making her burgers. When he got to her place she asked him for a ride to Steve’s where she ate the burgers and fucked mercilessly while Dylan waited in the car. All I could tell him was “oooh Dylan”.
by eric_h June 17, 2022
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can’t keep his penis in his pants and doesn’t know how to handle a relationship
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by alibooxo October 16, 2019
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by Dylan firth June 25, 2019
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